These objects were found thoughtfully (or thoughtlessly) dumped on an intersection while I was bike riding 2km north of Clunes between Christmas and New Year 2023. Artistic assemblage, dropped by Santa Claus or dirty linen too hot to handle? If only these objects could talk.

Includes random plastic tubing and piping, ear protection, hat and clothing, coat hangers, rubber gloves, WD40, plastic tub, tape measure, knife, Book ‘The rise and fall of Adolf Hitler’, padlock, a CD of Handel’s orchestral music, children’s books … and a receipt from Coburg for a relatively large amount of cough syrup and throat lozenges (containing pseudoephedrine: a sought-after chemical precursor in the illicit manufacture of methamphetamine).